Remember this at Christmas Time

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> REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
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> According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
> female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
> their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
> mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give
> birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition
> depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to
> Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known.... ONLY women would be able
> to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one
> night and not get lost.